You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
