good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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