so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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