were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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