ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
there is glitter all over my balls
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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