it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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