HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i used baking grease as lip gloss
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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