I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
