hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
we're chasing vodka with high fives
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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