Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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