I'm eating all of the evidence.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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