whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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