they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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