I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
