I wanna bring you to show and tell
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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