You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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