im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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