I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
