Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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