i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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