ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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