the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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