She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
