everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Boobs are out for the taking
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I currently don't understand fingers.
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