He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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