You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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