idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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