He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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