Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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