pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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