Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
she looked like the before picture.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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