If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Be still, my beating vagina.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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