I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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