Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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