pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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