if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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