SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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