so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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