She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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