Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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