I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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