I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
