My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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