i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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