i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she peed on how many people?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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