I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
