I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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