its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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