At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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