gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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